slaughteroftheweeaboos:

ppl my age have children what the hell i am a children

confirmance:

do you ever like randomly wake up in the middle of the night check your social networks then go back to sleep 

unacted:

relationship goal: a relationship

icepeaches:

Johnny Depp
committable:

> TeenCoupleBlog <

mercedesbenzodiazepine:

I hate when you’re like “fuck it’s so hot” and someone’s like “well why don’t you take your jacket off?” Like bitch no…this is my outfit

comupter:

send me nudes so i can laugh at them

allteensrelate:

having self confidence issues likeimage

sixsteen:

i ship me and money

otaku-4-life:

awesomephilia:

"big boobs don’t count if you’re fat"

neither does a big dick if half of it is your personality

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Don’t ever compliment me by insulting other women. That’s not a compliment, it’s a competition none of us agreed to. "You’re not like other girls." Shut up. (via cutely-perverted)

charminbear:

phone calls are the most terrifying thing in the world

I think we ought to read only the kind of books that wound and stab us. If the book we are reading doesn’t wake us up with a blow on the head, what are we reading it for? Franz Kafka, 1904 (via pragmaknowledge)