sixsteen:

i ship me and money

otaku-4-life:

awesomephilia:

"big boobs don’t count if you’re fat"

neither does a big dick if half of it is your personality

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Don’t ever compliment me by insulting other women. That’s not a compliment, it’s a competition none of us agreed to. "You’re not like other girls." Shut up. (via cutely-perverted)

charminbear:

phone calls are the most terrifying thing in the world

I think we ought to read only the kind of books that wound and stab us. If the book we are reading doesn’t wake us up with a blow on the head, what are we reading it for? Franz Kafka, 1904 (via pragmaknowledge)

chepibola:

when my mum scolds me

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lipsturnedblue:

kisslng:

a-study-in-butts:

kisslng:

girls think about sex just as much as boys do and that is a fact bye

there was a study and apparently girls actually think about it more

that’s probably true because we can think about it whenever we want without our genitals making a guest appearance

genitals making a guest appearance

ozei:

took this of lauren in our hotel room in new york back in january, i posted it in black and white and the notes are unbelievable but i think the colored version is really amazing as well

jaclcfrost:

if people i know online met me in person they’d be surprised by several things like

  • my height
  • my voice
  • exactly how annoying i can be

feat:

I wish tumblr would have a seen by button so you could see how many of your followers ignore your posts